YES!!
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screach, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room,on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

what do you think i did?

I called the store or, I flushed them.

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