This was E-mailed to me by a friend, so I dont know who the original author is. It's very funny though, so I made some pictures to go along with it.
Also i made it interacive! Hope ya like it.

MONKEYS!!


I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

What do you think happened next?

things started to go wrong or things ended happily right now...
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